Chapter 8
Vrooom
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In which our author crasheth his car...

So I bought a car.

But it wasn't cool enough, so I bought another car.

But that wasn't cool enough either. So I bought another car.

And then I crashed it.

Yeah, really.

Really.

The students thought it was pretty funny though. Especially since I crashed it in front of their dorm.

It even made the student paper (even if they did say it was a Camaro...)

Thankfully, the Corvette survived.
However, all was about to change...